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-# liboCusts
+# Locusts: A universal library
 
-## Description
-liboCusts is a library that provides a way to introduce locusts into your code.
-
-Why would you want to do that? I don't know.
-
-## Example
-```c
-#include "locusts.h"
-int main(void) {
-	introduce_locusts();
-	/* Locusts are now in your codebase! */
-	return 0;
-}
-```
-
-## Building
-Multiple build systems are supported.
-
-### Meson
-```sh
-meson setup builddir --buildtype=release
-meson compile -C builddir
-```
-
-### CMake
-```sh
-cmake -S . -B build
-cmake --build build
-```
-
-### Autoconf
-```sh
-autoreconf -fi
-./configure
-make
-```
-
-
-## License
-This project is licensed under the BSD Zero Clause License. See the [LICENSE](LICENSE) file for details.
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+We here at Locusts-R-Us have developed a series of libraries for all sorts of programming languages to introduce locusts in all sorts of codebases.
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