Add docker

Signed-off-by: Matt Strapp <matt@mattstrapp.net>

7 files changed, 119 insertions, 3 deletions

diff --git a/.github/workflows/docker.yml b/.github/workflows/docker.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..08d7ba1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.github/workflows/docker.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+name: Docker
+
+on:
+  push:
+    paths:
+      - "Dockerfile"
+      - "include/locusts.go"
+  pull_request:
+    paths:
+      - "Dockerfile"
+      - "include/locusts.go"
+
+env:
+  REGISTRY: ghcr.io
+  IMAGE_NAME: ${{ github.repository }}
+
+jobs:
+  build-and-push:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    steps:
+      - name: Checkout
+        uses: actions/checkout@v2
+      - name: Set up QEMU
+        uses: docker/setup-qemu-action@v3
+      - name: Set up Docker Buildx
+        uses: docker/setup-buildx-action@v3
+      - name: Set up Go
+        uses: actions/setup-go@v2
+        with:
+          go-version: 'stable'
+      - name: Set up Tinygo
+        uses: acifani/setup-tinygo@v2
+        with:
+          install-binaryen: 'false'
+      - name: Build the file
+        run: tinygo build -o locusts ./include
+      - name: Extract metadata
+        id: meta
+        uses: docker/metadata-action@v3
+        with:
+          images: ${{ env.REGISTRY }}/${{ env.IMAGE_NAME }}
+      - name: Login to GitHub Registry
+        uses: docker/login-action@v2
+        with:
+          registry: ${{ env.REGISTRY }}
+          username: ${{ github.actor }}
+          password: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+      - name: Build and Push
+        uses: docker/build-push-action@v5
+        with:
+          context: .
+          push: ${{ github.event_name != 'pull_request' }}
+          tags: ${{ steps.meta.outputs.tags }}
+          labels: ${{ steps.meta.outputs.labels }}
diff --git a/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml b/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml
index c95302a..44b5b7e 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ on:
       - "**.sln"
 
 jobs:
-  build:
+  test:
     runs-on: ${{ matrix.os }}
     strategy:
       fail-fast: false
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ jobs:
         run: dotnet test --no-restore
 
   publish-preview:
-    needs: build
+    needs: test
     if: ${{ github.event_name == 'push' && github.ref == 'refs/heads/master' }}
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     permissions:
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ jobs:
         run: dotnet nuget push src/bin/Release/*.symbols.nupkg
 
   publish-release:
-    needs: build
+    needs: test
     if: ${{ github.ref_type == 'tag' && startsWith(github.ref, 'refs/tags/') }}
     runs-on: ubuntu-latest
     steps:
diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
index 8a20ca9..963f2e8 100644
--- a/.gitignore
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -810,3 +810,6 @@ $RECYCLE.BIN/
 
 # Vim temporary swap files
 *.swp
+
+# Docker
+locusts
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Dockerfile b/Dockerfile
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c90ac33
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Dockerfile
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+FROM scratch
+LABEL org.opencontainers.image.licenses=0BSD
+LABEL org.opencontainers.image.source=https://github.com/locusts-r-us/locusts
+LABEL org.opencontainers.image.title=Locusts
+LABEL org.opencontainers.image.description="A container that contains locusts"
+COPY locusts /
+ENTRYPOINT ["/locusts"]
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index ca16238..a9a0da6 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -2,6 +2,28 @@
 
 We here at Locusts-R-Us have developed a series of libraries for all sorts of programming languages to introduce locusts in all sorts of codebases.
 
+## FAQ
+
+### Why Locusts?
+
+The punchline of [XKCD 797](https://xkcd.com/797/). (Pictured below)
+
+[![XKCD 797 "DEBIAN-MAIN"](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/debian_main.png)](https://xkcd.com/797/)
+
+Including locusts as a dependency in your codebase is probably a terrible idea from a security standpoint, but it's very funny.
+
+### Why would you do this?
+
+It's funny.
+
+### Do any of these libraries serve any purpose?
+
+No.
+
+### How do I add these to my projects?
+
+See the documentation below.
+
 ## Currently Supported Languages
 
 - [C/C++](./docs/C.md)
@@ -9,3 +31,11 @@ We here at Locusts-R-Us have developed a series of libraries for all sorts of pr
 - [Rust](./docs/Rust.md)
 - [Python](./docs/Python.md)
 - [C#/F#](./docs/.NET.md)
+
+### Not a language but
+
+- [Docker](./docs/Docker.md)
+
+## License
+
+Every locust library in this repository is licensed under the [0 Clause BSD License](./LICENSE).
diff --git a/docs/Docker.md b/docs/Docker.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4647476
--- /dev/null
+++ b/docs/Docker.md
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+# Locusts
+
+A docker container containing locusts also exist.
+
+If you would like to add locusts to your company's servers, you can use the following command:
+
+```bash
+docker run -it --rm ghcr.io/locusts-r-us/locusts:latest
+```
+
+That's it. There are locusts now in your computer.
+What those locusts do is up to the reader.
diff --git a/include/locusts.go b/include/locusts.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..957d61a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/include/locusts.go
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+// This exists purely to build the Docker container.
+package main
+
+import (
+	"github.com/locusts-r-us/locusts"
+)
+
+func main() {
+	locusts.IntroduceLocusts()
+}