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-rw-r--r-- | .github/workflows/docker.yml | 54 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | .github/workflows/dotnet.yml | 6 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | .gitignore | 3 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | Dockerfile | 7 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | README.md | 30 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | docs/Docker.md | 12 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | include/locusts.go | 10 |
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diff --git a/.github/workflows/docker.yml b/.github/workflows/docker.yml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..08d7ba1 --- /dev/null +++ b/.github/workflows/docker.yml @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +name: Docker + +on: + push: + paths: + - "Dockerfile" + - "include/locusts.go" + pull_request: + paths: + - "Dockerfile" + - "include/locusts.go" + +env: + REGISTRY: ghcr.io + IMAGE_NAME: ${{ github.repository }} + +jobs: + build-and-push: + runs-on: ubuntu-latest + steps: + - name: Checkout + uses: actions/checkout@v2 + - name: Set up QEMU + uses: docker/setup-qemu-action@v3 + - name: Set up Docker Buildx + uses: docker/setup-buildx-action@v3 + - name: Set up Go + uses: actions/setup-go@v2 + with: + go-version: 'stable' + - name: Set up Tinygo + uses: acifani/setup-tinygo@v2 + with: + install-binaryen: 'false' + - name: Build the file + run: tinygo build -o locusts ./include + - name: Extract metadata + id: meta + uses: docker/metadata-action@v3 + with: + images: ${{ env.REGISTRY }}/${{ env.IMAGE_NAME }} + - name: Login to GitHub Registry + uses: docker/login-action@v2 + with: + registry: ${{ env.REGISTRY }} + username: ${{ github.actor }} + password: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }} + - name: Build and Push + uses: docker/build-push-action@v5 + with: + context: . + push: ${{ github.event_name != 'pull_request' }} + tags: ${{ steps.meta.outputs.tags }} + labels: ${{ steps.meta.outputs.labels }} diff --git a/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml b/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml index c95302a..44b5b7e 100644 --- a/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml +++ b/.github/workflows/dotnet.yml @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ on: - "**.sln" jobs: - build: + test: runs-on: ${{ matrix.os }} strategy: fail-fast: false @@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ jobs: run: dotnet test --no-restore publish-preview: - needs: build + needs: test if: ${{ github.event_name == 'push' && github.ref == 'refs/heads/master' }} runs-on: ubuntu-latest permissions: @@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ jobs: run: dotnet nuget push src/bin/Release/*.symbols.nupkg publish-release: - needs: build + needs: test if: ${{ github.ref_type == 'tag' && startsWith(github.ref, 'refs/tags/') }} runs-on: ubuntu-latest steps: @@ -810,3 +810,6 @@ $RECYCLE.BIN/ # Vim temporary swap files *.swp + +# Docker +locusts
\ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Dockerfile b/Dockerfile new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c90ac33 --- /dev/null +++ b/Dockerfile @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +FROM scratch +LABEL org.opencontainers.image.licenses=0BSD +LABEL org.opencontainers.image.source=https://github.com/locusts-r-us/locusts +LABEL org.opencontainers.image.title=Locusts +LABEL org.opencontainers.image.description="A container that contains locusts" +COPY locusts / +ENTRYPOINT ["/locusts"]
\ No newline at end of file @@ -2,6 +2,28 @@ We here at Locusts-R-Us have developed a series of libraries for all sorts of programming languages to introduce locusts in all sorts of codebases. +## FAQ + +### Why Locusts? + +The punchline of [XKCD 797](https://xkcd.com/797/). (Pictured below) + +[![XKCD 797 "DEBIAN-MAIN"](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/debian_main.png)](https://xkcd.com/797/) + +Including locusts as a dependency in your codebase is probably a terrible idea from a security standpoint, but it's very funny. + +### Why would you do this? + +It's funny. + +### Do any of these libraries serve any purpose? + +No. + +### How do I add these to my projects? + +See the documentation below. + ## Currently Supported Languages - [C/C++](./docs/C.md) @@ -9,3 +31,11 @@ We here at Locusts-R-Us have developed a series of libraries for all sorts of pr - [Rust](./docs/Rust.md) - [Python](./docs/Python.md) - [C#/F#](./docs/.NET.md) + +### Not a language but + +- [Docker](./docs/Docker.md) + +## License + +Every locust library in this repository is licensed under the [0 Clause BSD License](./LICENSE). diff --git a/docs/Docker.md b/docs/Docker.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4647476 --- /dev/null +++ b/docs/Docker.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +# Locusts + +A docker container containing locusts also exist. + +If you would like to add locusts to your company's servers, you can use the following command: + +```bash +docker run -it --rm ghcr.io/locusts-r-us/locusts:latest +``` + +That's it. There are locusts now in your computer. +What those locusts do is up to the reader. diff --git a/include/locusts.go b/include/locusts.go new file mode 100644 index 0000000..957d61a --- /dev/null +++ b/include/locusts.go @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +// This exists purely to build the Docker container. +package main + +import ( + "github.com/locusts-r-us/locusts" +) + +func main() { + locusts.IntroduceLocusts() +} |